Want some writing critques?

[rip]

Heya guys, I'm the fan fic mod! I'm here to make sure no one posts anything offensive and all that, but I figured I might as well help -you- too. I'm not as art Savvy as some people around here, but I do know how to rip apart a peice of literature.

So if any of you want a critque on anything, (yes, anything. I'll even look over character tryouts and roleplay posts), feel free to post it here. Or, if you want to be secretive, feel free to PM me on this account.

I just ask for these guidelines...

1. When asking for a critque, please put 'Writing Critque' in your subject of the PM. Just so I can keep organized.

2. Please tell me what I'm critqueing. xD

3. Tell me at what level you want the crit. Small, moderate, harsh... you get the picture.

4. And please give yourself a rating of the writing. PG-13, R, G... just so I know what to expect.

5. Please say 'PLEASE' and 'THANK YOU'. Be nice or I'll throw your PM out my window. >(

Thank you, and happy writing!

[sky]

I offer my services where giving poetry critiques are involved, though the offer does extend to other pieces of literature as well. I'm quite good at them - I'm currently 'playing' editor for both another's book and several poets' collections - despite the fact I don't typically critique my own work.

In the event anyone wishes to have me look over poetry, be warned that if you ask for harsh commentary, it will be. I may be giving helpful criticism, but some still can't take what I dish out from their writing.

Not to say I won't give positives as well. 8)

[rip]

Sure Sky, you can take the poems. =)

[scrii]

...I think those need to be deleted.

[rip]

;;; What the heck? -deletes-