MLIA and FML

[Karolek]

FML (fuck my life) is a site where people post stories about something that happened that sucks.

www.fmylife.com

it can be pretty funny, but after a while I get tired of whiny people, so MLIA (my life is average) is even better.

www.mylifeisaverage.com

my ultimate favorite:

Today I was walking into the grocery store when I saw a small boy in a trench coat that was clearly too big for him, suddenly a tall man in a ski mask sprinted around the corner, bowed to the little boy and said "master, things are not going as planned, we'll need another one." he then handed the kid a potato. I've never had so many questions. MLIA

[Blackfeathr]

Hehe I love MLIA.... FML is so negative

Today, I read an MLIA post about not having to do math homework because page 265 was ripped out. Last year my little sister ripped page 265 out of my transition math text book and ate it. You're welcome, stranger. MLIA.

Today, while walking home I saw a banana peel in the middle of the road. I thought nothing of it until finding an empty turtle shell a few feet away. Someone has been playing Mario Kart in my neighborhood. MLIA

Today, I checked my Calc grade online. I got a 2905 out of 30 on a math test. I now have an 892 % in the class. I don't think I'm going to tell the teacher. MLIA.

Today I saw a MLIA posting about a student that got a 2905 on a test out of 30. I am a teacher so I looked over my online gradebook and sure enough, it was my student. Alex Viveros, you're busted. MLIA

lmfaoo...